you are so handsome.
you don't eat meat but i still
do and you don't care.
to baby miles:
baby why don't you
go to sleep? it is nice for
me and for you. please.
to starbucks:
i spend lots on your
drinks each day. now i'm poor but
very energized.
to steve mcqueen, my dog:
i know it's your name
but stop trying to escape
your cage you're not him.
OR
i love how you sleep
with your legs in the air and
bits exposed. no shame.
to my lovehandles:
you are not sexy.
shut up and go away please.
i hate you both lots.
to baby miles again:
your drooling is nuts!
your giggles make me laugh hard.
your face is perfect.
to summertime:
I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO FREAKING LONG?
please stick around now.
