Kevin Hatton, a brusque but well-meaning Cubs fan, who is deathly diabetic and likes to poke fun.
Dan, a die-hard and caustic Tigers fan, who is quickly prodded to rage, and a stickler for correct grammar.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008.
Kevin: So how come the tiger's blow chunks?
Dan: 1) No apostrophe
2) F*** YOU, HATTON
but seriously, how come the tigers blow chunks?
me: F*** you, Hatton.
Kevin: it's a simple question
weren't they supposed to go all the way this year?
me: F*** you hatton.
Kevin: i don't know why you're mad at me, I'm not Detroit's s****y baseball team
me: F*** YOU HATTON.